Swiffer Stalker Mop

I do love my Swiffer mop, but my old mop isn't stalking me. It's in the closet just in case my Swiffer runs out of batteries or cleaner. It understands. I am SICK of this commercial, and all of the ones they keep making! The next commercial might as well be a woman getting a restraining order from her old mop. After that, Hollywood horror movie.